Do gingers have souls? – A question humans have asked for many thousands of years.
In 1046, the Scots had a feeling that gingers may indeed contain a soul. They weren’t the first people to query the inner-life of a ginger, however.
The ancient Punjabs had long expressed a desire in their scriptures to understand fully the souls contained within a ginger.
In total, a thoughtful 37,392 people have asked the question “do gingers have souls?”
Ancient Indian thinker Arshdeep Raj is the first known human to have penned the question “do gingers have souls”? His brother, Malkpalk, had just a day earlier devised the idea of human souls and was busy indoctrinating the idea to the village.
Arshdeep, however, had always been more interested in the ingredients of his mother’s cooking than humans. He was just 6 years old when he first dissected a capsicum and inspected the contents to see exactly how it worked. He was greatly interested in vegetable spirituality.
At the age of 19, he released his first work: Divine Edibles. It was a title that placed him firmly down as one of history’ great thinkers.
Arshdeep theorised that gingers were indeed soulful entities. He measured the energies emitted when a ginger root was chopped and discovered that powerful soul-like electricities were present in the air particles in immediate proximity to the tasteful chopped rhizome.
Despite a consistent opposition to Raj’s work, nobody has been able to disprove his theory and it is to this day generally accepted that gingers do have souls.
In 2001, a school in small-town Brazil was shut down permanently after an assignment was set that requested students attempt to disprove Arshdeep’s theory. Parents rallied against the experiment, mainly due to the sheer number of gingers due to be slaughtered in the process.
Have you ever found a soulless ginger? What was your experience of this supposed soulless ginger? Let us know your thoughts on whether gingers have souls below.
It’s pretty normal to experience some moistening of the eyes but if you are worried that you have damp eyes then you may want to investigate a little more to try and find out what is causing such a phenomena.
Disclaimer: We are not medical professionals and this is only our personal opinion. Therefore we cannot be held responsible for your actions even if based on our advice!
The first step is to test and see if your eye(s) are in face damp or just moist. Luckily this test is very easy.
1. Blink your eyes rapidly 7 times.
2. If nothing happens then it is likely that your eyes are just in the moist category and you have no need to worry.
2. If a droplet of water excretes from the corner of your eye closest to the top of your nose then you may have damp eyes.
3. Blink another 20 times and the 2 more times for every year of your total time on this Earth. For example, if you are 37 you will need to rapidly blink for 20 blinks, then an additional 74 times.
4. Take a small paper towel, lay it flat on a stable surface and carefully lean your face over it. Using your index and little finger clamped together grab your eyelashes one by one and squeeze.
5. If water droplets are wrung out from your eyelashes then you do indeed have damp eyes. If not then you do not.
So I have damp eyes, what next?
Make sure you have not been crying within the last 32 minutes. If you have not then it’s time to do some drying. This will require donning your running shoes and taking to the hills. It’s important that your run for at least 1068meteres both and and down hills keeping your eyes open for as long as comfortably possible during the cure.
That should do it… Your eyes are likely to return to moist status.
If this does not cure them then it is possibly that you are suffering from another condition and it is advised that you visit your doctor.
Damp cats is an international slang reference used by road workers around the world to describe a piece of roading equipment that has gotten wet or slightly damp.
The term was originally coined to describe the popular road-division device ‘the cats eye’, but soon spread to mean just about anything found on the road.
There is barely a motel worker in the world who has not heard the distant cry of “DAMP CATS” on a dark, wet night, indicating that someone’s jacket has been left on the road and is getting wet. Or signifying some freshly laid concrete is flooding and may require drying by hand.