Contrary to popular belief, anti-homosexuality is an ailment that afflicts 0.27% of Ugandans, according to official records. It is not known what is the primary cause of anti-homosexuality among the Ugandan population, but a number of studies point to a range of causes from being dropped as a baby to chewing on too much plastic as a child.

Ugandan anti-homosexuality has its roots back in hunter-gatherer times. In fact, local dialectal studies have shown that Ugandan hunter-gatherers had their own lingo for identifying themselves as anti-homosexual – “Dey eat da poo poo” is a Ugandan hunter-gatherer phrase that translates exactly as “I do not like homosexuality”.

Fossil studies have shown that a Ugandan hunter-gatherer suffering from anti-homosexuality would usually follow the phrase by nibbling on a piece of their own stool.

Throughout the middle-ages, the amount of poo poo consumed by Ugandan anti-homosexuals rocketed. The practice became less of a statement and more for sustenance. By the end of the 1700s, Ugandan anti-homosexuals were consuming three full meals of their own faeces every day.

Aware of their own uniqueness amongst world-society, many Ugandan poo poo eaters found themselves driven underground. Many ran the risk of extreme persecution from other Ugandans and, in an effort to get a grip on the matter, ‘eating da poo poo’ was made illegal in Uganda in 1921.

This only served to drive the problem underground. Without proper treatment, many anti-homosexuals found themselves part of secret societies where they would congregate to ‘eat da poo poo’.

As the 20th century progressed technology, many Ugandan anti-homosexuals found that they enjoyed watching other men ‘eat da poo poo’ just as much as ‘eating da poo poo’ themselves.

Here is secret footage of a gang of Ugandan anti-homosexuals getting off on footage of two men ‘eating da poo poo’:

Anti-homosexuality is a sick disease that can upset one’s state of mind, not to mention lower one’s standard of living drastically.

Due to Uganda’s officially low-affliction rates, the government doesn’t see the problem as an issue. There are, however, countless anti-homosexuals who slip through the net each year. Many roam the streets, looking for their next fix of poo poo. Others join gangs, like the one we have just seen, and keep the illness alive in each other.

A study published in 2004 indicated that three out of five Ugandan orphans had anti-homosexual fathers and had been abandoned as a result of their poo poo addiction.

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It was early in 39BC that these four men, one from Camulodunum (Colchester, Essex, UK), one from Deva (Chester, UK), one from Corinium (Cirencester, UK) and two brothers from Verulamium (St. Albans, UK) got together in a horse shed to practice some pop songs.

No further information on the band survived beyond the collapse of the Roman Empire, though it is believed the 250 in the name Extreme 250 came from the men’s combined weights. 50Kg in 39BC was certainly nothing to be sniffed at, with the average human being being a lot smaller than what we have come to expect today.