A scientific study carried out across 100 male-female partnerships in 1963, found that 100% of quarrel arguments occur between male and females, with no specific correlation as to who kicks off the initial quarrel, who starts the resulting quarrel argument and, most importantly, who wins.

Of all the world’s quarrel arguments, the most dangerous is one occuring on a building site. It is recommended that building site quarrel arguments are avoided at all costs.