Do gingers have souls? – A question humans have asked for many thousands of years.
In 1046, the Scots had a feeling that gingers may indeed contain a soul. They weren’t the first people to query the inner-life of a ginger, however.
The ancient Punjabs had long expressed a desire in their scriptures to understand fully the souls contained within a ginger.
In total, a thoughtful 37,392 people have asked the question “do gingers have souls?”
Do gingers have souls?
Ancient Indian thinker Arshdeep Raj is the first known human to have penned the question “do gingers have souls”? His brother, Malkpalk, had just a day earlier devised the idea of human souls and was busy indoctrinating the idea to the village.
Arshdeep, however, had always been more interested in the ingredients of his mother’s cooking than humans. He was just 6 years old when he first dissected a capsicum and inspected the contents to see exactly how it worked. He was greatly interested in vegetable spirituality.
At the age of 19, he released his first work: Divine Edibles. It was a title that placed him firmly down as one of history’ great thinkers.
Arshdeep theorised that gingers were indeed soulful entities. He measured the energies emitted when a ginger root was chopped and discovered that powerful soul-like electricities were present in the air particles in immediate proximity to the tasteful chopped rhizome.
Despite a consistent opposition to Raj’s work, nobody has been able to disprove his theory and it is to this day generally accepted that gingers do have souls.
In 2001, a school in small-town Brazil was shut down permanently after an assignment was set that requested students attempt to disprove Arshdeep’s theory. Parents rallied against the experiment, mainly due to the sheer number of gingers due to be slaughtered in the process.
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