‘The Munter’, also known as Christopher Henry Davies, has consistently been voted ‘History’s Ugliest Man’, since the year 676AD. Taking the title just six years after the award’s conception, images of Christopher have continually been judged by a secret panel of teenage girls to be the single most repulsive human face to ever have been seen on Earth.
Recent years have proved challenging for ‘The Munter’, as competition from the likes of Ted Danson, Gary Busey, Steve Tyler and, more recently, Amy Winehouse has swayed some of the judges’ attentions, but the title has remained safely in Davies’ hands.
The annual prize (some say compensation) of ten gold coins, has continued its equal division amongst Davies’ descendants, making some of them incredibly, and unfairly, rich. This has upset a small minority of taxpayers, who are mathematically illusioned into believing that their entire annual contribution is blown entirely on the prize.
Munter Und was a famous German wrestler-come-actor. Born in 1956, Munter rose to wrestling fame, after he successfully defeated four-times reigning world champion Mossa Mann, then 87. The victory made world headlines, after 15 bookmakers were forced into receivership over the win. Many people were stunned that a geriatric Mann was odds on favourite to defeat the then unheard of Und, who was to celebrate his 20th birthday just days from the victory.
Und went on to defeat numerous opponents and take several world championships, before carving himself a successful television career. He held many roles throughout his career, including a renegade soldier of the underworld, an undercover supercop and ninja warrior. It is believed the greatest escape of his career occured when he failed an audition for a movie playing an undercover policeman in a nursery school.
Sadly, on January 15th 1991, Munter Und passed away from extended steroid abuse. He left behind a wife, Christina Erwere and a son, Ramuvya Und-Erwere.